Buy a set of "Voice Activated" or "Motion Activated" stickers from Amazon, and the possibilities are endless.

"But she's actually 1000 years old, only looks 5"

Awwww.

That's one way to take care of this graffiti

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Kevin Hart can't go anywhere without getting flamed

Fit for a chainsaw

Brings a lot of memories back.

He was still a hardass psycho, but it’s important to clarify what “duels” often meant

Imagine the uproar this ad would cause today

637 tries and it hasn't worked? Surely we can't fail again.

Antlers

bruh its the best way

A huge tea party

Pablo Escobar standing above his vast cocaine empire

Daily Machikado Mazoku #167 Ganbare Shamiko, become a demon who isn't scared of dogs

New Twitter

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This will probably get taken down.

no no no no no no no no no no no no

Quit having fun guys it's not allowed

The same brain.

Not my OC

Ah yes, one problem with 196 equations

i made chad but a bit more realistic

The genetics factor starts to outweigh the social factor.

My husband used to call my mini cooper coupe a "clown car." At the farthest setting, his head hits the top and his knee hits the glove compartment...simultaneously.

You are aware that the Americans were not the only ones doing coups during the Cold War... right?

Had to get at least half credit for this on his test!

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.”

Popcorn dilemma

Clever little man

All Hail the New Twitter CEO

My Dad Retired and Started a Satirical Newspaper. This is the November Edition!

Bugs bugs and bugs

It’s funny cus it’s true

My moms boyfriend built an outdoor pisser so he doesn’t have to use the fence anymore.

Boruto is a mistake

Thats on me, i set the bar too low

Perry crossed the wrong line

They age so much better too.

Granny knows what's up

marige

finally, some good news

making the right choices

the thicker the stronger

Schrödinger's dog is created

it really ***ing sucks :(

No doubt this will be fire

Teardown

Twitter screnshots are memes

Still Waiting For It !

innervation

FREEDOM OF SPEECH...for $8 a month

Lift

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You know which platform this is about.

Me when marvel

My eyes still burn

I think my dog is giving me a Rorschach Test, I’m seeing Yoda or Mogwai on his chest.

girl and her dad

based china man

what a ***

Slavery is bad MMM Kay

I can still hear the cannons

We can do it!

Napoleon wasn’t that short

Giving the right to vote to all men and women, 1920

The Cast of the original X-Men movie,

You gotta be a quick reader

Greeks were savages

Mercantilism is invented in Western Europe

"I have only one yardstick by which I test every major problem, and that yardstick is: Is it good for America?" - President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Healthy lungs

In 1899 Félix Faure died from heart attack because his mistress what too good with her mouth

Get down girl, go 'head, get down

Maybe it won't be that bad? eh?

Hey, I've Seen This Before!

If god exists, he must have been in a very bad mood at that time.

can't even believe it

ya surely he'll sleep for years

My Sister is EVIL

no but siriously, what are they doing?

come on you wankers. WAR IS A TEAM GAME

because they are better than you

lasgna

Nice priorities and sick flip.

The Halloween costumes of Neil Patrick Harris and his family

Your mom is busy...

Well, which is it!?

Twitter morons right now.

hate frogs

This too we shall remember

Аномалия

Marvel bad

muhammad

Airbag

We got a trick instead of a treat!

Talk about hard labor