Michael is such a pussy that even cleverbot bullies him.

Fitting, is it not?

This is true gold.

Cool

Give that b*tch a hand. b*tches love holding hands.

Needed a moment to realise what they did

But i still love my labrador

The truth

Christian Bale is one hardcore actor

Punchline.

He's just a pussy

Team Rocket's logic

F*ckYeahSatan

This is logic

Some people don't get it

Metal!!

Taxi Service

I guess dogs french kiss too now

Someone give that guy a medal!

Anthony Hopkins is the Best.

How i spell it

They make you uncomfortable, you make them uncomfortable

This kid is smart

Yeah, that will show that brat!

...but it was such a sophisticated plan

Finally some Spongebob logic!

Jogging is really hard

Shrek yourself

Laws of physics don't apply to undercover penguins

High deer teach us how to stealth.

Oh, sh*t

I'm trying this the next time I buy flowers

1890s problems

The Great Dictator

Oh Deadpool

Snoop snoops

Love is... delicious

Gaytler

That's how you do it!

You think this is a madafaking game??

Yeah Tyrone!

If I fits, I sits.. applies to all cats.

Matrix kittens

2 birds 1 stone

My thoughts on Sim City

F*ck this world

Spidy's knife gun

Lions.

Independent thoughts

Whose line

Saw this on Facebook this morning and the first thing I thought of was...

Beautiful isn't it?

The Poon Slayer

Great Advice

42 Fact

Bionic Prosthetic hand tying shoelaces

I heard Justin Bieber wants those UK paparazzi photos off the internet, INTERNET, ASSEMBLE!

I expected this to go wrong

Old habits die hard

Didn't Expect That..

Oh poor Leo

Glass is Half Full For This Guy

Ooohhh... Twilight...

It is terrible and disgusting!

I like Cobras now.

Pokemon Face Swap

One-inch punch.

Bad luck brians grandfather.

This just pleases me

8 is my record

Suicide is terrible.

Emergency Cat is here to help

Can't stop watching!

I'm bored!

Have faith Ed!

Sometimes Twitter gets it right..

Schizophrenia

This is amazing

Me in class

Justin Bieber wants us to remove this photo off the internet

This is why I love Tyler

Draw me like one of your french gurls

Why I refuse to work with hipsters

Need a bigger stage?

Faith in the next generation gone.

I laughed at the tiitle for a good 5 minutes

B*tches love to be called beautiful

" Made in China "

Can we please do this

Aw yeeh

Deep thoughts...

Sure... milk ;)

Try this at home.

That guy is truely evil.

Angelina Jolie doing some knife tricks

I can't wait for this trend to catch on.

Ellen is awesome

So trippy

Apple's creativity in a nutshell.

So True!