What would you say if you woke up to this?

Ok lets break this once for all.

Other team? Cats?

I'll start 80 275

Where are the Neanderthals? Are they safe? Are they alright?

That's all you got!

I like him, but like with everything in history it’s complicated

Ching Chong

Don’t be afraid, answer it and expose yourself

A post at my sister’s apartment. Please.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit on Laserdisc

Going for a walk

You need to stop touching grass and spend more time on the internet

Brain, we need to talk

That Smile. She's Dangerous

I think I know a way to make up for my bitcoin losses

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 826 ✓

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Chadtarou Supremacy

Poor Unfortunate Souls

It’s either the cool girl or her hot mom

Hitler giving a standing ovation in Kanye West's concert 1919

While my wife was away I had to keep sending sexy photos to remind her what she's got at home.

So, if I am rich, I can be white too? I mean, I am white…

It's the Allgemeines Landrecht

I didn't realized I was this deep...

Ahh yes bromance!

Apparently everyone is in the 1%?

I’ve wasted my time, haven’t I?

Shidding

She probably wins the award for dumbest American in 2022

all Spotify kids

One Thin Line Flag to Rule Them All

And just the 8th Air Force alone suffered more casualties than the entire Marine Corps in the entire war.

By Makima's tits!

Push to cat

In anticipation of Saturday’s World Cup game, let’s not forget the OG France-England match of 1415

Generic shonen mangas in a nutshell

Push to crow

How do they do it?

My ringpop looks a little off

*getting kidnapped* “ so what made you choose me?”

They went a bit overboard with the Christmas decorations at my husband's workplace

Dark Knight

I thought I was watching Fairy Tail at first

Things from the 90s that should’ve been outlawed:

Even antihero fans will never call Keyaru an antihero

Why are they so rare?

A very spicy ***tail

The Buffalo!

Casual vs. Speedrunner

I mean, whatever works for you, right?

This guy just told me where to download a car

"Get in the toilet." - Shinji

There's a dwarf in here too

Where is schizoph… oh, bottom left. Never mind

Stop him someone

The benefits of being ally with Japan

Is this actually true? Google had mixed response

Ow! My earballs!

A bunch of females locked in a room for 1.5 years. What could go wrong?

It’s terrible when it happens

Hans get the Stielhandgranate

a utopia of sorts

I understand why you want revenge. But rape is too far…

this post is SFW

Instacart commercials be like

Good manners

dont expect a lot of people to get this

Hogwarts American edition

Thank you oh wise one..

genuinely shy people stare at you with a death glare instead of blushing

It’s gotta be

I know they’re doing it for a good cause, but come on…

Nieces complained elf on the shelf was too easy to find. I took it to a new level.

My girlfriend writes Santa letters to kids who write Santa a letter. This one kid was very candid with his behavior this year.

Uh oh spagghettiohs

That's some savage

Jeeeeesh!

Hearse got no chill

Some of yall need to get off Twitter

Well there's this

They claimed the stencil kit didn't come with a 9 so the skipped it...

Classic tuesday

Electric car idiocy.

Anti gay protesters fight LGBT activists in the Stonewall riots

based Goku

Oh no bro

This is just ***ed up

Captain Simp

Who are (((they)))?

This is the 109th time they got rejected...

Dutch Priority

You've never made a snow angel before??

first stop 1500 AD

Just Give Him Some Food And He'll Be Your Best Friend

My daughter is 7 and I just found this in her school backpack.

Big. Train. Time.

You're free to disagree, but if you do, make sure to first tell me where the 93% went and why the volunteer centers sterilize used needles with cold water.

Who thought it was a good idea to censor blood in... white?