I hope they have terrorism insurance

And yes these are all from different series

hope no one done this before

The best thing is that I don't know if this is a shitpost or not

God i’m getting old

Life imitates art

But I am Le Tired

Not sure what’s worse, not getting any birthday cards or the only birthday card is from your StateFarm agent.

The Great Wall of Arizona

DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!

Nords hate how little it takes to make us happy

Just so you guys know, this is satire… OR IS IT?

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Every xmas I give my kids a personalised card. This year I decided to mess with them.

First Fleshlight prototype, carved ivory and horn, European, c. 1800-1900.

Everyone keeps talking about Canada while the US and Australia gets a pass?

It is best to just accept it.

For SilverTalon

1994 - Pokémon started to gain popularity in the US. .

Evacuation Route of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory

It must have been invented by Ancient Egyptians.

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You've got to admit

Going to play "Guess the gift."

Got my fiance a big package for xmas. Gonna be spreading more than just christmas joy this year.

Fossil-fuel combustion engine

POV: dongcopter

700 wives and 300 mistresses

It's not wrong because

Detroit Courthouse styling

There's also a billion Pokémon to catch now

It's like Daddy is always hiding behind a wall just to jump out whenever I pay my son a compliment...

you are that person who doesn't like football;

The only two role models

I've been working hard on my art for a while now and I feel like it's really coming along

Ready to wrap my Christmas gifts.

you guys had the same realization right?

My wife didn’t have anything to put condiments in. She just threw it in with the bologna.

The difference is stunning....

Santa's Coming!

india momint

World war 2 was won by everyone, and not by "that nation" it's not a dick contest.

Even though it was a job where you had to literally clean up the king’s shit and wipe his ass, it was apparently a highly coveted position that came with a lot of political power

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Honestly, I think they do

Enough with those insults *unvirgins your pina colada*

sometimes it's emperor's fault

And also mens section is hidden on some corner.

He failed in arts too

Human Hater

I'm dreaming of a white Stonehenge...

either way they deserve it

Oh God danm it.

Cashier says, “oooh, looks like you’re having sausage party!” No no no… it’s a Barbecue. We’re calling it a Barbecue.

¿Conquistadores? More like Reconquistadores. Hispanic tradition.

The card my 7 year old son gave me today that I will cherish forever.

And they gave all the credit to North Carolina

The absolute state of some subs.

But I only designed that weapon of mass destruction ironically!

Nadeshiko got the Yui Copy Ability!

That's a very big ok

Pft, intuitives.

Look what they did to my girl

I'm coming for C̸̪͒̓͜o̷͔̬͚̐͊m̷̹̺̮̽f̶̭̫͌̀ͅy̵̛̜͊̀

Michael here!

Osama bin Laden even attended Oxford University.

Based

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ok, let's be honest

Le funny and wholesome facade, eh

Hey there little fella!

AC CDs theses NuTs

They'll put him on their "we are inclusive" subpage

People need to realize that if we did not nuke Japan they would have fought until the very last person died .

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Well he couldn’t have been more wrong

Legend has it, he shat on them a few moments later

Find our yours today!

NASA sends Singer and Song writer Chris Hadfield to the ISS to make contact with Major Tom - 2013

Cronos having his first child

Weapons in Fate/stay night

3AM Selfie During Guys Night Out

1949

The bullying on Thomas fans need to stop

They changed a few details

Yes im a fan enjoyer, how could you tell?

The Warning on this bag of flour.

This was literally how that scene in Hellsing Ultimate played out

Asking the important questions in a Mexican restaurant bathroom.

Off to the Winchester and wait for all this to blow over

Seriously, did no one raise an eyebrow at that?

What even is this game now

Dear rest of the world, we aren’t as nearly as bad as you make us out to be.

Yelled “VAGINA!!” at my mom and aunts during a holiday party picture.

Never thought of it until now

Is it rude to ask what his handicap is?

Competitive Game Night is serious business

People tend to forget about this little but important fact.

Bahamian Rhapsody

Isnt this what you wanted