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“Try that again”

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Your mother is transported, circa 1922

cancer speedrun

I'm gonna forget tomorrow anyways

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Patton was a spicy boi

Dresden was 100% a military target, and I’m tired of people saying it isn’t.

Odysseus becomes King of Ithaca. c. 1200 BC

What percentage of men buying this will use it to hold a fish?

My neighbor’s Christmas decoration

When I got a mental girl instead of a head girl

It makes the wines appear sweeter and more full-bodied

most voted in the nation

An Impossible Choice

sorry i dont understand lol

Have you no sense of humor?

stepping out of your comfort zone be like

Ash Ketchum, the player

Lagunitas “Warning” label for their zero alcohol hoppy refresher drink

Do you know who my Dad is?

Went to the Dr. about a kidney stone and got roasted. It is remarkable it was just cold!

Go ahead, I dare you to tell me

Pilot in Florida feeling the Christmas Spirit

How much time I have left

Lets see if this gets deleted.

I'm getting a laptop for Christmas so nothing to intensive

Absolute menaces

My sentiments exactly. Found in a honey baked ham of all places.

what i got for my dad for Christmas

I can respect not liking characters because of their, well, character, but...

Actors playing something they're not? Preposterous.

This is my Christmas present from my boss. I’m a 41-year-old man, and neither my first nor last names start with T.

So a heard you guys like crows

This is how I pack my salt for office lunch

Rage Against This Machine

EREN!

6x5 wojak compass of the 1993 Waco Siege/Massacre

and it's chocolate

Literally this is me....

Typical Roman ingenuity

i don't know the context

How long do you guys think before they ask for my brand new plate back?

How the memes started. The guide to the original ones.

This year I moved to Portugal, first Xmas in the South…

Has no one ever heard of PEMDAS?

Pure 'n caste

It is surreal.

Being a nazi was fine though for NASA

when you only have 5 minutes

Easy question

The only casualties on American soil in WW2

Its big brain time!

Change in female beauty standards over time 1957-2005

What's the missing word?

''Scientific Miracle''

say the tongue twister Bocchi your life depends on it

That tree branch

Mads Mikkelsen as kishibe is pure perfection

I’m just gonna leave this here for you guys to discuss

Kids menu at a local diner

Fortnite bad

We really don't get enough credit for that

he's still 10 yrs old

does this fit here?

Hope they make a Manga about it

Comfy posting or something, idk I'm not suicidal

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Why just hate one

It's nice watching them all have parties. Ohh, fireworks!

What I would do with a Time Machine

Maybe Nicholas.. But what did the children do?

for the football fans here

Argentina and Messi wins the World Cup

Balls like Kremlin domes…

Went out to a play centre at the weekend. Asked my daughter to go grab some Aoli for our chips. This is what she comes back with. FML

Sad lyf..

I had no idea going in and that logo really scared me

Barry, 63

German WW2 marching songs Vs British WW2 marching songs

The funniest license plate I’ve ever seen. I get the intention, but hahahahaha!

King Midas regrets his Wish,

Woman moment

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California be like: "Human existance is known to cause cancer"

Clarification

And then she died.

Midlife crisis in your twenties is the new midlife crisis in your fourties

Young african american being heckled by a white family

Why, Elon? Why?

yeah it happened

but... I mean... ?

Happy Hanukkah

Nzinga of Ndongo was based

Beautiful way to end the year lmao

This had to of been a joke right?

Ah...A Worthy job for the very best

Stoic philosopher - donkey - figs - wine - laughter - death : an interesting and amusing turn of events