Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work for everybody

Admit it. You will never be as seductive as him.

Democracy costs a lot

If a stranger offers you drugs

Won an argument with a women? think again!

...and the post fits the username

Medusa was just an average woman after all

How pathetic

Console abuse :(

The real question is: if their license gets suspended, are they still allowed to walk around ?

When I try to meet new people... this

Liking your own status!

Plot twist

It cant be

You got the golden ticket!

We're f*cked..

I just couldn't unsee it...

Rubix Cube with circular numbered dials... NOPE!

I saw your Knife Gun and I raise you the Axe Rifle!

Scuzi???

Um...Hello?

CANNONBALL!

No wonder its mans best friend

Pheobe knows how it's done

Secretly my girlfriend

He got some swag

That dirty old fanny

Pizza doesn't grow up to resent you

Stupid Penguins, think theyre Kangaroos and stuff

Register this

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its gone

TV couldn't handle the heat from 2 falcon punches

Scumbag dog.

Nice cat

When you finally get the joke

Shifting like Fast and Furios

This scene should have been the movie poster

Where's me gold?

Grandma is never too busy to party

MRW my dad introduces me to strangers

Black magic

WHY lS NO-ONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?

Wrong neighborhood

You will not tell me, what i can do!

Don't you just hate when this happens?

One of the best Google fronnt page designs I've ever seen.

When someone bullies your little bro and u get in the fight

Everywhere.

DR-DR-Drop the race

Everyone hates a vest....

"I regret nothing" - possum

Cool flips bro

Charetard used Flamethrower: he burned himself

It huuuuurts

Surprisee

Instagram Final Boss

Just stare and stare and stare

Assassin jesus

Did not expect that

Do you expect me to talk?

Eat your broccoli!!!

Fukk your fence, I'm a horse!

Bye

19th Century News sponsor: Absinth

Well , f*ck you too

This happens to me alot.

Please do it.

"Wait for me guys!"

How...?

Born with springs

Knife-five

Or you die a hero or ...

Childhood traumas

Dat weather.

Perfect Description

If Simpsons were more realistically drawn

WTF Dad !!!

Haf funs.

Good enough for me

This is a tough one

Like a wolf

I love Unisex Lockerrooms

Penis problems

The princess is in another castle

Doctor describes

Sup?

Guess they hate each other

Twilight in two seconds

Polite alarm clock

When the food is too good

AstroNut

They skipped brain day.

Don't f*ck with him

Must be a hell of a deal!

Damn those Critics!

Every friday

Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscars.

Dafuq

TIL Rupert Grint is a boss

It's a pretty common condition, too.