My MIL thinks I’ll eat her eggs and ruin Christmas breakfast

Tom Cruise laughing to himself about the idea of Shelly Miscavige escaping the Scientology compound, 2011

proverbs

mfs be like "I'm mentally ill", my sister in christ, we know

Japanese schoolgirls prepare for the weeb invasion

you become an anime girl if you choose either one.

The double standard smh my head

..and chicken wings

He Shoots, He Scores.

Get ready for the comment section on this

It could be so much worse than $70

Your standards are too high, men

What a joy

xxxviii

Santa’s last helper

where's the "three" gang at? it's the only right answer

innocent bystanders

How did... how did you kn-

Byzantine collapse gang

An officer writing a parking ticket on an abandoned vehicle.

Both Alaska and Texas can fit into Western Australia

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A monster ate my roof off while i was posting this..

A Roman soldier wakes the camp to signal a Gaulic raid

Hippo did it on accident

Late-Francoism was an interesting time...

The shade

This is going in my mom’s stocking

Sirius Back

I'll take academic validation !

Clotilde d'Arc, dressed as her famous ancestor Joan of Arc

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I still don’t get what’s the matter with Florida and Ohio

Simple not easy

Found my spirit animal!

Do kids even know what these are?

My wife couldn’t open the bag, so this was her solution when she bought the potato.

What the hell? It's 2023?

RIP Shelbyville

Before the water weight!

Another Elong meme

Mayens: It's just a prank Bro

Senior center with a sense of humour

Don’t put a bottle of frozen cola on your heated floor…

Totally super 'Merica

They both had a horrific past

Made a Miyazaki soot ball from my wife's hair that falls all over the damn place

Worst SpongeBob popsicle I’ve gotten

nah, i'm goku

Afraid of cars 1962

I freaking love nature

Comically long pointy stick

Drink machine can dispense beer

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BDSM practitioner takes kink too far

I am giving up on sarcasm online. There will always be people that get mad unless you are explicit it was sarcasm. If you are explicit then there will always be people who get mad you were explicit.

Conspire against Team Rocket

People are buying this stuff?

Stay vigilant out there

Get it?

200% Phonk walk cycle

May Haruhi have zero mercy on your souls

Why yes, I always cook my steaks in the forest

Your balls will explode on 2nd May 2041 16:34:51

Well here you go

Anything you can do I can do better

Psychology is a scam

Eratosthenes knew the world was a lot bigger than 200BC lads assumed

My confidence cycle after I entered adulthood

Messi effect

Things to try with banks transfer description.

Hm....looks legit

Jesus! TITS NOW

The real heros keep people informed

Those guys must be loaded at this point

Saw this format earlier so I thought I’d make my own.

Strawman of the current state of the sub

end of the world again

Sure no problem

"No homo" meets the dojo

Those BLODDY THIEVES !

They get so excited when they see the food…

december 21, 1907: today we commemorate 105 since the "Santa Maria School" Massacre in the northern city of Iquique, Chile. It is estimated that 2000+ saltpeter miners were killed.

The rebels were so much worse

Honk honk

Beyond human comprehension

Hungry? grab a snickers

Question on my first grader’s take-home worksheet from today.

mcdond freis

MOB PSYCHO 100 IS PEAK FICTION

You people making commenting fun

This sub for the past two weeks.

I’m guilty as well, but please tone it down a little.

This sub lately

Be thankful for Premlak.

My dad thought I was gay because I was close to my friends. circa 2010

Plastic fittings giving me cancer now too

Found this on Facebook lol

Best Christmas gift I’ve ever received