I had brain surgery and the bandage looks like a woman's pad.

My mom got me the Communist Manifesto as a stocking stuffer for Christmas

The diagonal line is crucial.

Danny Trejo reading the script to "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" during open casting, December 1966

being worried when you have to make "hentai" meme

Show captures the moments of women very well

Baby it’s gold outside

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Certain US State

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The commander knows whats up

YWNBARW

The better avatar

tit-le el-tit

Mediocre burgers go well with Jesus fries

Must be unique!

don't be ungrateful for what you've received this Christmas, i miss you G

Neighbors couldn’t even make it until Lunch on Christmas Day to get their tree out of the house

the older I get, the more i appreciate the gift

No more Christmas wrapping supplies at the store, so my daughter made do with stock on hand.

Padoru~

What my brothers Christmas gifts have been the past two years. He dislikes them

how could it have possibly happened

Big pant

I am button activated

Taking the good usernames

Let‘s a go!

It'll be unforgettable experience for him

Do it

A new guy at work has "2000" tattooed on his hand

pets aren't disposable

RIP My Butthole tonight.

July 2017, CDC confirms cure for depression and suicidal tendencies

Every civilisation has its flaws

Late stage schizophrenia

dumbest food name

I wouldn't look into it if I were you

He’s celibate because he doesn’t give a ***.

Nice

it's a tradition!

The Cholas literally conquered half of India and even Parts of Indonesia

women ☕️ being loving mothers

Merry Christmas Comrades

They’re in for a surprise

Yes, there are people who think in pictures...

Ho Ho No?

Hydrosexual Armin

Let a Master show you how it's done

My buddy’s first child was born a few weeks ago. I got him the most appropriate gift I could think of; the transformation is complete.

can we stop with these

kazuma chad

I was a stupid kid

Best military leader in history you can't change my mind

One of the greatest disasters in American Intelligence history.

I don't know what to write here

The bad ending

The heart does not lie

The lord gave permission

it is soda

When the manga is better

Lucky y'all getting snow

That cannot have been a fun meeting

UNEXPECTED CHRISTMAS GIFT...?

Just 4 simple steps to help with high rent or pesky landlords!

Don't mind me and my thirty blankets.

helping out a friend

Its already lasted 3 generations

I’m the Talk of Every Christmas Party Thanks to This Little Hat! How Do YOU Think It Stays in Place?

I get an annual report. I think it’s only fair my son does as well.

You might think that after a year you might be forgiven.

They are a vibrant community

it's all backwards

My family hates when I try to introduce new holiday traditions

featherless biped moment

Such a sunny day we have today

Can anyone guess what I got my nephew for Xmas?

My sister recently had a portion of her colon removed because of cancer, I gave her this shirt to celebrate a successful surgery.

I will miss them, especially Bocchi

Gotta think outside the box.

The same gingerbread house. A different child. Equally brilliant results.

It blows my mind that people think Avatar is racist

Wolfes discovering Humans ca. 15.000 BC.

Shhh… It’s Christmas Eve. Don’t wake the Lemon Loaf.

Jesus seals the deal 1950 to have the Bible in hotels.

The unholy alliance is formed when Phillip Morris and Gerber sign a deal with the devil. June 1983

After a year? Really?

which one of y'all was it?

i mean, it worked

Check out this meme I made about he Dutch

My white elephant gift. Can you guess what it is?

Who’s laughing now

these new covid tests give a gaussian probability instead of a binary yes/no

screw

In Powy we trust!

It must be inconvenient

What happend?

mfing wannabe big brain

He was sent to be a gadfly to Athens

Shut the *** up.

First kill of the season