Found this toy at a German store. What is it?

Best way to start the assembly instruction manual

Someone couldn't make it to midnight

Happy new year you lonely mfs (3)

Stings the Nostrils

Guess which one my hubby used for the diffuser

cold

Me too bro... Me too...

why do you all bully and criticize us so much

It's getting kinky at your local bakeries

Nero castrated his boywife Sporus and promised a great reward to whoever could turn him into a real woman

In real life you dont always get a happy ending

Hollywood she's a lot smarter than you think

The ugly disturbing truth

Imagine still being in 2022

Math is fun

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Last day that this can be posted

I missed some

Why do you have to make everything so complicated Fahrenheit !?

I moved out of California a year ago to the east coast. My mom is visiting and brought a disassembled In N Out burger.

Only Swedish boys will understand

have a happy new year!!!

My mushroom growing kit got tired of waiting for me to set it up properly.

HEEEELP!!!

The Sean Connery movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this

I probably missed a few

The Wiener Earth Society is founded

Skills

Just heard the news

Old Lang sign

Imperial Japan, tired of the country's teenage delinquency, passes the Battle Royale Act, airdropping 42 secondary school kids to a deadly isolated island to fight to the death.

My gift for 2023.

Me personally:1

Get rekt noob

Absolutely batshit horrifying

So I thought it was a joke but the Lego instructions for Majestic Tiger include a pink, prolapsed butthole

Top G in his natural habitat

peedick is always a crowd pleaser

Aunt cass

Send her more life:)))

Rainbow Washing

give them kids a reason to cry on the flight

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Most useless lyrics page ever

Bullseye, danger eliminated

Who is Louis and why do the Karens have his name on their faces?

What's up, Jafar?

My wife claims to love coffee but she mixes it with all of this each morning. I believe she is more into dairy alternatives.

God did me dirty

To Anna you listen

what color is your jumpsuit?

I’m going to bed

SHALOOOOOM

Turkey Supports Russia 1940

hero

A good ol' battle royale

Innocence is bliss.

Truly a Chad.

Ah yes the woke pedophile

rule34 is wild

spartan joke or something?

North Korea sending their smallest soldier to troll the trolls and hide their super tall super soacker soldiers for the great attack.

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You have to fight the adds first.

ㅤ

I am a chemistry experiment gone wrong

Don’t use em

I may have a type

I need a lawyer, he must be a Good-man

skill issue

Tateposting

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I could go on

Imagine all of them in one film

Invention of orgasm toys B. C. 1.000.000

I mean… just wow.

do you know who else has dementia?

Tate

Ready for my in-laws

The grippy socks!

Well because a soldier crossed the border looking for the dog and was shot by a Bulgarian soldier. Respect for Greece for not letting he's death go unpunished

Balkans will be Balkans

Huh...guess I grabbed the extra strength moisturizer by mistake

hello sunshine

Now I understand why South Korea couldn’t defeat the North

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Found It When My Phone Slipped

Well over 70 years

Three men are missing I heard the warden cry

I just told the best joke

*We are not the same*

Pele , moments before turning around and finding out about WWII.

He gets credit for ending the same war where he did a ton of war crimes

twas a century ago

New Year motivation

The struggle of modern 'men'

Useless speed

such a great leap

Middle fingers to everyone.