Special pleading is what they'd do

Caught dashing my doodle

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

My wife asked me to buy medium sized cucumbers. This is what I bought, she said it's small...

posting memes every day until I run out of ideas: day 2 1/2

We Stan those

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ever get that feeling your being watched?

What heinous crime did he just commit?

They used this picture at work today to see if we could locate all the OSHA safety violations...

Love a good ol power trip.

The waiter asked my wife how the food was and he made note of her response when the bill came

Corpolar Wojtek

He’s either illiterate or has no regard for the law

Any Century Now

He’s never talked about much over here

some Lovecraft shitposting

People are soft and fluffy on the inside tho

Got a vasectomy today. My wife got me get well cookies.

I swear anyone could say they succeeded the Romans back in the day and they'd have a fair argument according to everyone at the time.

Painting of Japanese Imperial Army in World War II

At long last her reign is over

Of course it doesn’t look good on paper. It’s meant to be worn and detonated

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My Dad Started a Satirical Newspaper in Retirement - Here’s His February Food Edition!

Who’s dog is this?

My calzone vs my colleague’s kofte kebab. He deeply regrets going on a keto diet.

Oh god WAIT NO-

Anti soviet man gets sent to gulag

BRAILLE?!?!

Starting with the dislike counter

4 days on my neighbours porch and counting & they are actually home!

I hope we find something else to fight. so we don't have to keep fighting each other

Life’s hack lesson

Someone took v-day a bit rough

Three of the five Italian American Mob bosses

We need to stand against our common enemy

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English to German Translation

My social security was canceled

That’s cheesy

No wonder she is the best girl.

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Chuckling over that time Batman’s suit had nipples. What were they thinking?

Meta

What an awful random coincidence, wouldn't you say?

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!!!!

I was there, 3000 years ago...

Always be sure to cook throughly

Imagine being a country that doesn’t even have a flag LOL

God is dead. God remains dead. And Kaiba has sacrificed him.

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Ahh nuuu

The Middle Ages are extremely interesting, provided it is not the Western European Middle Ages

My guys going through it

Thou art dum dum

ijustneedmoretroopsijustneedmoretroopsijustneedmoretroops

Let´s give me what u got

It's a Magical World

Everyone else except for germans:"Ahh sh't here we go again!"

Dreams can be deceiving

Always these two

Monkey :)

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 895 ✓

yes

Got to give the lad credit, takes a lot of guts to go to a battle that you know you have 99.8 chances of losing.

Love is in the air tonight

Say "NO" to Drugs, Say "YES" to Fat girls

The only time where I don’t feel sympathy for a person

Dammit dad, you got me

unfortunately picking both options is not an option, however making up a third option does count.

how do you guys even cope with it

Let’s play guess the nation!

I prefer the Rin route

Autism is the dormant version, awaken it with ultra pepe trollface bateman joker juice (bleach)

To the people who think He's a Socialist

Prize winning ***!

My new signs in my half way house

Helpful message on an 18-Wheeler mudflap

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An electrician is born

Crack?

Daily Erwin meme #1837

Tohru and elma tied

Doesn't make any damn sense

If you ain’t laughin you cryin…

he seems like a nice fellow

What in the Sisqo Thong Song is happening here in 2023?!

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I got a video brochure in the mail, Naturally I had to play Shrek on it

The only survivors of the first Super Bowl before protective gear was introduced

I wish I could remember what I was dreaming.

This kid is metal af

Really surprised how this didn't become a big news!

It’s a Happy drink

fizzrael

A life is a life..

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Bye bye bye

You better pray to Eris