This "fortune" I got...

Successfully took Fort Ticonderoga and was critical in Saratoga campaign and was twice wounded and had a personal relationship with George Washington

Double standard go brrrrr

this unfortunate advert for this new piece

Some people really be simping over their favorite conquerers

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Comment section rn

…Who’s gonna tell him??

I guess we now know why ww2 started

It's a foreign concept to some people

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do you cook?

he's invincible

Feelings have been hurt

My password is not "password"

Why do romeaboos always bring this up?

Saw this crack at Home Depot and couldn't resist a superhero stance.

What is Slipknot a parody of?

Would you follow her?

Only one tattoo

Due to popular demand, I added Satsuki, and some others.

just missed its birthday :(

I'm a bit of a philosopher

Just use it

mm, tom ellis lucifer

we need more words

I've been playing for years and still the lowest rank

jump

it's only game, y u have to be mad?

we're evolving, just backwards

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Steak + free wine or pot

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Established Politicians vs. a Pro-Wrestler

Home made herbal shots lol

The subtle art of not caring

Regarding Putins latest speech

A fully immersive experience

No need to thank me..

Most masculine priest of Inanna

Hi, buddy!

He must be saved

Da *** dey doing ova der — Orwell probably

Peter Dinklage selling guitar picks

A Charlemagne meme I crafted

Thigh Metrics

This is the last time my cat will follow me into the bathroom

He will not stop

I wish bees could vote

I’ve seen your work

My guy Prometheus did not play by the rules

Actually what happens

you are fired

Free english lessons

When Serana uses her vampire lord form

Onions protected

*Cries in potat*

It’s always the ***ing vapes.

This is my new favorite meme now

Ready for the GGS?

Stay a bit moar :(

Finally something all-natural

Soon on the battlefield of Ukraine…..

So it IS possible!

Yor Forger meme

I thought you was on my team

Porphyrios the sigma whale

In all of history...

Received this ring as a thank-you gift for the crochet watch from my bf

Maybe that’s too generous

People really need to touch some grass.

Huston, we have a problem.

I don’t think the guy at the sandwich shop liked that I ordered a BLT with Chicken

They just aren’t as good

Oda loves recycling

All hail the maize god

My mom called frantically about a bat flying around inside her house. She refused to go back in. My son and I went over to help her and caught this...

Fun Fact: Aside from being the birthplace of the Wright Brothers, 25 Astronauts have also hailed from Ohio.

Just Finished Season 1

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 900! ✓

It's clear now

Sunrise Meats

Email my colleague got from HR this morning

I’m genuinely curious.

The position a buddy passed out in at a bachelor party

chainsaw goes brrrr

Must have been painful

Breaking my ankle hasn't lessen my genius humour

Heartwarming picture of an old man with dementia recognizing his son for the first time in months after receiving an experimental treatment.

This is the sign my gym puts up when the janitors are cleaning the women's locker room

Worst Person You Know Makes a Good Point

The scariest part is not knowing where it is

At this point, I’m too afraid to ask

She's my significant other

double standard challenge, as requested

I M P R E S S I V E

He was NOT a Mahatma in anyway

F for Chinese lungs

I really, really hate tik tok historians, and the dumb people who buy into them

his nightmare