shock & disbelief

Costco will give you exactly what you know you didn't need.

shitposting is therapy

Found the Introvert

feds

I'd let her step on me

burned to well done

Tell me it never happened to you. I dare you

Some friends are more equal than others

I use 2nd option

Drunk Genie

A father consoles his son who lost his girlfriend during the 9/11 attacks, 2001

Adopted good boy

She was born to report the weather

Rare photo of Adolf Hitler attempting to escape Berlin, Germany 29th April 1945

my tyres :)

Somebody do this, I wanna see the result

They definitely kept 6' apart

That concludes the negotiations

The millet porridge alliance

Most of you still would.

Napoleon and his army take a selfie before get defeated by the armies of Seven Coalition

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***

Told my parents there was a serious leak in their bathroom but they were not amused.

Stop your ***ing bullshit.

‘Afghan Girl’ in 1985 National Geographic Photo nearly two decades later

Herodotus claimed the Persians lost 6,400 at Marathon while Athens lost 192 lol

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!" "haha train go choo choo"

Wait, I think I might have it confused

My wife recently delivered in a German Hospital and was looking forward to her first meal… the meal.

who are we at war with again?

circle of life

The first NFT, c. 2008

I C R A V E W A T E R J O H N

Imagine having your foreskin stolen

We never see him… but he is always there

Gone as fast as they came

Monk Meow and his disciples.

scenario probably happened

I love living on Airstrip One

ripperoni

P U S H

WTF? please explain.

Newspeak doubleplusgood. Oldspeak is crimethink, crimestop doubleplusgood. Bb and miniluv dayorder use newspeak.

May I know what in Big Brother's name happened to this sub?

Had to double check the sub

Tipping is stupid. Change my mind.

These people need cut rations

Our IT department regularly "tests" us to see whether we fall for phishing emails etc. Note the IP address at the bottom of this message.

Glory to the Big Brother!

The greatest sin

   

Boat enthusiast loves thrash metal

Like, can you imagine?

Billboard

don't mess with the snek. seriously.

*john wick music intensifies*

Tsunderes are dog shit

Spotted in Chicago.

What's up with these idiots who've been denying that war? They should get their chocolate rations cut.

Are you going to get married

Remember, treason can't spread if the part controls language

Well, if you're not gonna eat it, I will!

Goldstein is a proud anarchy chess member

Reasons why Holo is best girl

#butterprivilege

Poor Ringo, I mean Charles de Gaulle

GLORY TO THE PARTY, GLORY TO INGSOC

Pizza Hut in Taiwan sells pizza with only crust on April Fool's day

its like veggietales said

spotify is horny

Wanted to get in on the Orwellian memes

Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Glory to Big Brother!

Picture of a undercover British soldier trying to infiltrate the Nazis, 1945

Honestly she’s probably a spy for Eurasia, I mean EastAsia

As odd as it is, I want to see it.

Glory to the party

Jesus Christ walks on water, 15 AD

War with Eurasia! We have always been at war with Eurasia!

I hope a half animal counts

rebecca

Seriously what’s the deal?

My library on April Fools Day

Holo makes everything better

Catch-22 is published.

New Penguin Classic book. It’s a stroke of genius.

I'm cool with the sub's content change.

What was the idea?

All memes are equal, but some are more equal than others

Man, I sure love to live in the year 1984, especially in Oceania

broken

stolen from ***

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le mao

We are at war with Eurasia!

They’ve found Scrat

I welcome our new overlords

Thank you big brother!!!