"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!" "haha train go choo choo"

Wait, I think I might have it confused

My wife recently delivered in a German Hospital and was looking forward to her first meal… the meal.

who are we at war with again?

circle of life

The first NFT, c. 2008

I C R A V E W A T E R J O H N

Imagine having your foreskin stolen

We never see him… but he is always there

Gone as fast as they came

Monk Meow and his disciples.

scenario probably happened

I love living on Airstrip One

ripperoni

P U S H

WTF? please explain.

Newspeak doubleplusgood. Oldspeak is crimethink, crimestop doubleplusgood. Bb and miniluv dayorder use newspeak.

May I know what in Big Brother's name happened to this sub?

Had to double check the sub

Tipping is stupid. Change my mind.

These people need cut rations

Our IT department regularly "tests" us to see whether we fall for phishing emails etc. Note the IP address at the bottom of this message.

Glory to the Big Brother!

The greatest sin

   

Boat enthusiast loves thrash metal

Like, can you imagine?

Billboard

don't mess with the snek. seriously.

*john wick music intensifies*

Tsunderes are dog shit

Spotted in Chicago.

What's up with these idiots who've been denying that war? They should get their chocolate rations cut.

Are you going to get married

Remember, treason can't spread if the part controls language

Well, if you're not gonna eat it, I will!

Goldstein is a proud anarchy chess member

Reasons why Holo is best girl

#butterprivilege

Poor Ringo, I mean Charles de Gaulle

GLORY TO THE PARTY, GLORY TO INGSOC

Pizza Hut in Taiwan sells pizza with only crust on April Fool's day

its like veggietales said

spotify is horny

Wanted to get in on the Orwellian memes

Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Glory to Big Brother!

Picture of a undercover British soldier trying to infiltrate the Nazis, 1945

Honestly she’s probably a spy for Eurasia, I mean EastAsia

As odd as it is, I want to see it.

Glory to the party

Jesus Christ walks on water, 15 AD

War with Eurasia! We have always been at war with Eurasia!

I hope a half animal counts

rebecca

Seriously what’s the deal?

My library on April Fools Day

Holo makes everything better

Catch-22 is published.

New Penguin Classic book. It’s a stroke of genius.

I'm cool with the sub's content change.

What was the idea?

All memes are equal, but some are more equal than others

Man, I sure love to live in the year 1984, especially in Oceania

broken

stolen from ***

ㅤ

le mao

We are at war with Eurasia!

They’ve found Scrat

I welcome our new overlords

Thank you big brother!!!

Number and lettering tiny ducks to hide in my friends homes.

Glory to Oceania

Don't trust anything or anyone

Gojo in S1 Vs S2

My co-worker’s Jar of ***s.

the big brother is always watching

Choojack

ATTENTION COMRADES! It is time for today's two minutes hate! Death to Goldstein!

Diversity represented

Eurasia is our ally and we were always at war with Eastasia

I can finally post this

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Pirates just need glasses

I love animal memes <3

Julius Caesar's assassination, 44 BCE

Announcement to the citizens of Oceania

My Apple Watch summing up me watching the birth of my Son in one sentence….

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New Management

Husayn ibn Ali, right before the Battle of Karbala, with his fellowship

The Isekaiables

I mean he helped during WWII I guess... just uh, don't look up his racial views if you wanna keep liking him...

ill do better

Dentist doesn’t seem so bad anymore

It’s sad but it’s true

IMPORTANT RULE CHANGE

I know where you looked first

My son's kindergarten worksheet