I asked ChatGPT for a joke. Instantly thought about this format.

I'm not taking any chances

Anyone still remember that thing?

Let's be honest, we aren't playing on the same level

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Egyptians sure loved their scythes.

One of the dumbest moments in US History

... is... is my fortune encouraging insider trading?

First Retail Store In America Is Created

USS barb the gangster sub of the US navy

The only time I wished I was in Utah

Personalized license plates are the tramp stamps of motor vehicles.

No I don't think I will give this a title

He’s been here for a while it seems

A man of his people!

its all in your head bro

This was the best era ever

My son working hard at school

talk about a mind crush

I'm not a Muslim thou.

resident

Imagine the unparalleled horror

I’ll give them one thing, they’re honest

The Mayan didn't have any doomsday prophecies, they would just reset it when they reached that date

My husband got me this mug because I love plants. My colleagues couldn't stop laughing.

Have You Ever Felt True Love?

A Cuter Yamete kudasai

The Easter Bunny was at the mall today, appears unenthused.

My sex tape

The Soviets did not *** around

Which is the best hair colour on an anime character?

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I look away annoyed everytime.

Might as well give up now, Disney!

I am Asian, and I speak from experience...

Easily Aphrodite. It's too tempting.

No, no he got a point.

I think I was supposed to fight him

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I mean, at least you have a warm port

Rosa Parks makes a bold statement by refusing to give up her seat, 1955

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Damn you Musa!

Can you consider it a war between science and religion if all participants were devoted Catholics?

Universal is probably still kicking their ass over not accepting Star Wars

I stormed Normandy for *this*?

I'm not being specific, but I'll mention one: George Washington

New and improved flavor with extra fake caring

A rare picture of a nurse giving the first ever polio dose to a kid, 1949

Konosuballin’

Lex Luthor

An attempt to fit all major Chinese dynasties in one meme

Ugly is universal, it doesn’t care what gender you are

Who’s really in control?

They suffered enough

Mailtime!

Munch munch, Mmmmmm, thorny

cheat skill isekai:

Expiration Date: 1941

For a ***'s sake, shut up about Germany, Versailles Treaty was mild af

still planes over berlin

The middle ages weren't as bad as some make them out to be

Down with the traitors! Up with the stars!

The dawn of ancient Greek sporting culture. 700 BC

A giant dick was next to me while I was scanning my groceries today.

Ancient Greeks really did think with their dick

Now Streaming

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Mark Zuckerberg resting after relentlessly working on Facebook, 2004

To say Paraguay had a bit of a Napoleon Complex would be an understatement.

Need a business simulator with EIC

happiness

First Crusade experience be like...

1000 IQ necessary

guess i'll wait for google to be invented..

How to name your long-running anime series in a nutshell.

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Nami has such a great development.

Only 3 other people showed up to see the first showing of the Mario movie at my local IMAX

Based King Carol I of Romania

We can't seem to agree on anything

Looking At You Braveheart, The Woman King, 300, and pretty much any film about Abraham Lincoln

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Time and Energy

Spiderman gets a pass

Anything for an independence

picture taken moments before a tragedy

Show this to an Isekai hater and they will have a meltdown

Common Altaic W

"I, Fidel Castro survived 634 assassination attempts!" "That's a nice argument Prime Minister, why don't you back it up with a source?" "My source is that I made it the f*ck up."

I hope this comes out in the new Mario movie

WWII Contribution

Amazing actor. 3 characters in 1

C you next Tuesday

The only way out of this

ol'reliable

Pope Urban II reads himself for the first crusade

gotta keep up to date

babe wake up! new giant girl just dropped

spy is right