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submitted 1 year ago

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AgatheBauer · 22 points · 1 year ago

Got criminals? Obviously that's because there aren't enough cops. Let's just put this many cops everywhere. Once we have more cops than non-cops, crime is solved.

MSDOS · Karma Hunter · 25 points · 1 year ago *

Please bro just one more cop. Just one more cop bro. I swear bro we're gonna fix crime forever. Just one more cop bro. We could arm them. Please bro just one more cop.

SKOOLKNIGHT · 3 points · 1 year ago *

Let's just deport the criminals who are illegals. Mark them with something, so if they get caught again, they can get harsher punishment for returning.

We would need less cops, and there'll be more space in prisons, so we can get thugs off the streets.

It's a win-win.

MSDOS · Karma Hunter · 2 points · 1 year ago

Imagine thinking that a large percentage of criminals are immigrants. I guess propaganda does work.

SKOOLKNIGHT · 2 points · 1 year ago

Did you see Belgian prisons? You should see Belgian prisons.

Donkerkorg · Hardcore Commenter · 2 points · 1 year ago

Well, thinking that most/all criminals are immigrants is obviously dumb, but criminals mostly come from poor backgrounds, and immigrants tend to be poor compared to the native population most of the time.

Also, gypsies. Not being racist, just a fact

SKOOLKNIGHT · 1 points · 1 year ago

1. The amount of criminals that are immigrants is large
2. The amount of criminals that are illegale are large
3. Even if it isn't large, it's still a good idea

ViralCunt · 3-Year Club · 14 points · 1 year ago

If everyone is a cop, nobody is a crime

w3ird0z · Verified · 3 points · 1 year ago

DDR tried to achieve that, failed miserably - it's simply against the human nature

General · Commenter of the Month · 5 points · 1 year ago

dance dance revolution?

w3ird0z · Verified · 4 points · 1 year ago

From Wikipedia:
The ratio for the Stasi was one secret policeman per 166 East Germans. When the regular informers are added, these ratios become much higher: In the Stasi's case, there would have been at least one spy watching every 66 citizens! When one adds in the estimated numbers of part-time snoops, the result is nothing short of monstrous: one informer per 6.5 citizens. It would not have been unreasonable to assume that at least one Stasi informer was present in any party of ten or twelve dinner guests.

w3ird0z · Verified · 2 points · 1 year ago

And when I say "against the human nature", I'm talking about not commiting crime

AgatheBauer · 2 points · 1 year ago

That never stopped any politicians from claiming that it'll work this time

MSDOS · Karma Hunter · 13 points · 1 year ago

>Musk appreciating fascism
Every time.

ViralCunt · 3-Year Club · 12 points · 1 year ago

What do you expect from an apartheid emerald mine blood money rat creature

AgatheBauer · 1 points · 1 year ago

Murdering millions of people, lowering the life expectancy of the country to below 20 years in the process, completely destroying the whole economy in the process... wait a minute... that's not also him, is it?

ViralCunt · 3-Year Club · 3 points · 1 year ago

Never saw them in the same room. Also neither wear glasses.

SKOOLKNIGHT · 6 points · 1 year ago

He's the Bond Villain we deserve.

SuperOmega3 · 6 points · 1 year ago

what a brehtard breh "oh my god a bunch of cops that cost a shit ton of taxpayer money made criminals stop what they are doing for a day this is brehfinitely a good long term solution hurr durr" lmao

AgatheBauer · 1 points · 1 year ago

Once we have a million billion gazillion cops per square meter, everyone has to pay 69420% of their income in taxes to fund the poleec and they'll be too poor to commit any crimes! CHECKMATE!