Someone calls you a purple grape long enough, it becomes inevitable.

we strike at dawn

thank you for your service

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My ancestors did nothing but hunt, fish, live in tents and get ***ed by Migalhas' ancestors

master plan

I will not let c*mfy outlive me

hehehe

Light mode is too loud

Coomunity posting 2

Jamesott?

Coomunity posting 1

Twilight zone

000

just buy a house

Nicely shaped boobs are even nicer though

its relative

…

loss

Well... a few of them are technically boiling ethanol

:*(

Inch talk

Hugelol Herald, the end of the Trump Era edition

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Secure your wrist strap

society

Dudders has been found out

Power flour

take a sit

It be like that

are they into me?

Billions must weep

War is spell

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soon

Bird bots

Quoth the Raven "Nevermore"

I'm not simping for someone elses woman

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English is a very English language

i don't care if i go blind i don't have to see the price tag anyway

gaydar

(*¯︶¯*)

damn you Abe, you did this!

no, I will not do something practical with it

mm good soup

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Sponsored by testosterone corp.

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Hellhole

>:(

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>_<

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there's still time

:')

He's a "miss, I sip pee" man

make like a tree and get out of here

You can do it i believe in you!!!

(„• ֊ •„)

drive

Forest is kinda Based

it's just easier to become gay

Very romantic

gotta go fast

Mine is 4 years my senior and seems to be passive aggressive

rules are rules

bobert

he never touched the pool again

many cards

asians when they win yet another math competition

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Can't make this shit up

too much cake

i have the power?

world of tanks

not a J

dominus patris spiritus sanctus

Wicked

N________

it's the worst

Icelandic home

not working

away

"Daily" hustle? You mean 24/7 hustle?

Meanwhile, on the HL omegle account

VIVA L'ITALIA!

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Gas,Grass or ass

how you get the girls

bleh

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Yum!