Nope! This is the ***penguin 3000

Friend of a friend pulled the emergency killswitch during a drive one time

Good

What was the color of the bear?

What back muscles?

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am 

Thanks, Gordon

You know what they say, big chalice, small wand, am I right my fellow conjurers, haha

Based gf

"Hello Zuzu"

80% more key per key

The West has Fallen

MSDOS (Compiled from source)

Maybe they are doing an extra shitty job on purpose?

I would think of the gorilla meme

What kind of dad would publish his deceased daughter's private diary for money?

serious meme

599 per second is the limit, good to know

Sweet

I was given +500 social credit points for this post

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Pedestrian speedbump

The children yearn for the dunes

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Chuck

ohio

clown world origins

Neat!

Pals of copper

...

Indeed

smoke

His passengers are elementary schoolers

GNㅤㅤㅤ

tomato

And your other crucifix

you just only travel where the state tells you you're able to travel

okay :3 yay!

ai 

ggg

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this Romanian campaign is going great, might sell oil to Hitler later

It's in Munich

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T_T

hey zoomers, can I be one of you?

:3 

   

Simple, really

listen here sonny

I should replay bioshock

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Sweet Anita (not actually sweet)

Microsoft Windows? Nah, Macrohard Doors

It started as a joke and evolved into an unironic way to pay respects

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ggg

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Pengfrens

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rate

press F

amen breh

Disgusting indeed

Me too cat, me too

I like how they also suddenly came up with the little three star symbol to designate it

(｡•́︿•̀｡)

Needs a remake

mood

crazy indeed

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Bruv

USA

o_o

Anon has a plan

She literally has horns, of course she's horny

Way before shaving was in style

Now it's the perfect time, you are clearly dying of thirst

Bottom tier raciist

pretty based tbh

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ggg

Nazi moon base

Biblical equivalent of someone commenting "first".

Cocaine+morphine+100% alcohol

cats get you

encucumbered

me at school if id actually been learned breh

miss grandpa

Sorry Chad, in real life the WoW player gets the girl

‮

Braço de merendeira

c: 

lol ok

American experience

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The German... actually told a joke?