Today is opposite day

Why'd you tie him up in the trunk? He's still breathing!

turn off all the clocks at my house so time stops and I can continue to live

It's happy hour somewhere

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Don't make me tap the sign

‮

beep

my breh gluten ain dunuffin breh

If Allah isn't real, why did everything began with an explosion

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The Great Jebrehdiaj

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Fart Kontrol

Behold…

german italian japanese polish dutch french portuguese african = Brazilian™

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Locoste

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Mammy milkers

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They also work themselves to death and burn it all off.

Jeez what a dumb ***

The Kids seeing me bury a prostitute i killed

Bros, is the holy spirit real?

Nope! This is the ***penguin 3000

Friend of a friend pulled the emergency killswitch during a drive one time

Good

What was the color of the bear?

What back muscles?

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am 

Thanks, Gordon

You know what they say, big chalice, small wand, am I right my fellow conjurers, haha

Based gf

"Hello Zuzu"

80% more key per key

The West has Fallen

MSDOS (Compiled from source)

Maybe they are doing an extra shitty job on purpose?

I would think of the gorilla meme

What kind of dad would publish his deceased daughter's private diary for money?

serious meme

599 per second is the limit, good to know

Sweet

I was given +500 social credit points for this post

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Pedestrian speedbump

The children yearn for the dunes

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Chuck

ohio

clown world origins

Neat!

Pals of copper

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Indeed

smoke

His passengers are elementary schoolers

GNㅤㅤㅤ

tomato

And your other crucifix

you just only travel where the state tells you you're able to travel

okay :3 yay!

ai 

ggg

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this Romanian campaign is going great, might sell oil to Hitler later

It's in Munich

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T_T

hey zoomers, can I be one of you?

:3 

   

Simple, really

listen here sonny

I should replay bioshock

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Sweet Anita (not actually sweet)

Microsoft Windows? Nah, Macrohard Doors

It started as a joke and evolved into an unironic way to pay respects

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ggg

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Pengfrens

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rate

press F

amen breh

Disgusting indeed

Me too cat, me too

I like how they also suddenly came up with the little three star symbol to designate it

(｡•́︿•̀｡)

Needs a remake

mood

crazy indeed

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