not pictured: the brothels and taxi service [OC]

michelin af

Evil mastermind

Yes

*pleading emoji*

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Fagposting yet again

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general eleltric

Instant death

how?

He belongs to her now

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John Greenday has a very "look at what an edgy teenage rebel I am" face

‎‎‎‎

True sub experience

me and who?

Wing it

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tfw no gender studies professors made it to the bunkers

bruh

he has a way with words

Can someone with a university email address request this pls?

she's a golden girl to me

medic help

mark

making magic

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Racism pays

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@Migalhas

can't sleep with a blocked nose

...

words i live by

chat is this real

At least I got enough good boy points for a McKanker

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Hell yeah!

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Reedit

Sorry, etruscan boar vessel, we have an upgrade

zoo

be lick terry

mating press

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She could still do curling

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it was perfect

not strong

... but also, yes.

i kinda miss it

He can fix her

Pull a sneaky on you

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Yo momma dead

All of them

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*CLANG*

We would have recurring nightmares about something called "Mommy"

chad

Matoro

correcto breh some shame every now and then is gucci

this again

I can clean her pipes

"I promise I won't talk about religion" Me, 3 sips later

:Dㅤㅤㅤ

Putin merde

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Massive dude moment

....

Mushroom

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2008 called

Sing us a song you're the piano man

y e a r n

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Oblivious yet based

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Or cleaning

title

Just as simple as that

GNㅤㅤㅤ

Sigma Rule #845: Keep a close eye on your passive income

g-get it?

any by it

I'm faster on your bike

chaos

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I love me some hags but not like this

Gods angriest texter

Über alles

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justified