When my girlfriend says she will do the same things to me that I do to her.

You need therapy bro

Still a better love story than twilight

Tumblr on April's Fools Day

The truth

As long as the job is done

Rick all the way!

I can't *stand* it.

Very very bad....

I laught to hard about this.

Nothing to say

Only on tumblr

Saw a close friend using Bing on Internet explorer... Sorry, former close friend.

Guess they took full advantage of the situation...

Dolphins are mammals?!?!

Me browsing the internet on April 1st

April fo....

Only on tumblr

Greatest Revelation of the bible

Now I understand why my sister uses that smiley

Hell, here I come!

Those type of really messed up game glitches.

Every time I look down.

What really happens each year

Laundry? Pffffhshshshshshshs

Cats are a**holes

Through the rainbow road

Memories

Flawless

Never put Mentos in your drink...

Ironic isnt it

Short and simple from Mary Poppins

Imagine

After seeing the browser history of my friend

New dating move

Lesson One.

Those looks heavy, let me help you

Good advice.

Horrible way to die....

Aww man!

We all have

Two drops of water

And I'm 25

Ehm, yeah... Totally.

Yo mama sexual positions

BAD teacher

Facebook at its best

I hate mondays

B*tches be like: No makeup

To catch them all is the real test :P

This is what acid must feel like.

This is why aliens won't talk to us.

Wee Woo

I find that this is pretty damn true

Movie logic #15: human vs machine

I'll pee on this

Very accurate

And I thought only cats are mean b*tches

What is going on here?

I can't !

Ok, this guys are on drugs....

Ouh..dude!

Thumbs up, man!

I know some of you don't like these, but I just have to

Oh f*ck, my shoe

C-c-c-comboknock

Is it considered PDA?

Only when really rude though,

Happy easter

Seems legit

Now i am confused :SSS

Dear, Harry Potter..

Google is my only friend

She wants the D

When people say that they are against gay people.

Hah, F*ck you

When I'm bored at the dinner table

Shut up and take my money

Overheard someone drop this one last night

Football Troll

It made me laugh so hard

Where is peter?

Everytime

Eating pussy

Greeting the crew

My precioussss

Enough internet for today...

Two kinds of people

How they make animated films

I am so skilled...

Best way to know!

This gave me a good laugh

Wow, you guys actually hit someone

Candianized

"Girls"

Because f*ck you, that's why

As someone just pissed you off!

Not a good start for North Korea

Creeps

Lockers suck