I present to you: Cristiano Fatzonaldo

Roll away

Who the f*ck is DJ?

When someone I hate asks for some of my food...!

Funny kitchen #7

So close

North Korea in a nutshell

It's never too early in life to troll.

Paranoid Parrot

Pretty super serious

Yeah it's me.. WALDO! And I just came out of a condom!

Oh facebook..

My printer has had ink for 14 months

Ridiculously Photogenic Mug Shot

Everybody loves pie

S*** Tyrone get it together

Another useless cat

Probably the best idea in history...

Girly things so accurate

The eternal milk drinking machine

Story of my life

Nothing in this picture is not Nicholas Cage.

A little too excited?

Try not to cry

How could i miss that?

Nice trick!

When I repost things

Let's play airplane...

When someone mentions your name in conversation

Bad luck Jong-un

Spain in easter

WTF Daryl?!?!

Reminds me to punk hazard

My grandma's the same way

Sims legit

When your cosplay is so bad that even villians are ashamed of you...

There is also a restaurant that will give you free meal for the same thing

How I imagine a battle between North Korea and America will go

This explanation ...

Wait... what?!?!

Smart girl...

The V

When you realize you?re chewing on a borrowed pen.

Do you need one?

When I first got Skyrim

Being chased....No problem!

Damn you!

When spelling takes a dark turn

My friends "Ex" girlfriend showed up to our party after we heard she had cheated on him. This was ou

It looks like she's really lost.

Almost had me there.

I would like to think that it's a form of art

Grammar, people!

Still better story than Twillight...

144p? Seriously?

Ideal name for a band

The center of the internet

There is always that one person

Can't tell us what to do

A little bit creepy

You'll have it. I promise.

Always happens

Hell yeah

Just white girl things.

Our hero

Now I can die in peace

Don't do it!

People who downvote because of cussing

I do that, anyone?

North Korea

I have to admit, this can't be more accurate

Well...F*ck.

Don't even try to defend reposting

I guess Germany takes North Korea very seriously

Just my luck asking for directions...

Playing darts in the pub isn't always the best of choices...

No McDonald's for you.

I agree!

Wut?

The Tides

Horror game legends

Now he's mainstream.

And then there's that guy....

Wat!

Best one I heard so far

Troll Berlusconi

Gotta catch 'em all

Everyday struggle

It's a rock!

He's not joking around this time.

Oliver Twist

Season 4 of The Walking Dead, basically.

Calm down, it's just a TV Show

Thrift shop

It sure is.

North Korea might as well have done this today.

Oh tumblr, you so silly

High five bro!

Almost?

Oh NO!! My hand :X