In front of my kids as they cried

Sensible chuckle

Shorthanded

drunk af

The Square Hole

emperor

Cat

Just like RL tasks

Life hack

...

I can live like this

Restore the faith in humanity

a o a

*Takes a sip* "I think might be a 4th unknown effect"

Keith R.: "won't catch me slippin"

"British" Brainwashing Corporation

Accurate

Nice typing skills for someone with just two huge fingers

Ze german humor

Average case study

***

"bankers"

It do be like that

Nah

Wednesday

Same

Thank you, based God

ggg

Quest for tapioca pudding

It's not a list, it's a who's who book

Abre los ojos

All this to reach the kebabs truck before actually going home

Your next line is "***"

I have become lecturer, teacher of physics

Gorillionaire Mindset

It's just different forms of narcissism

That's some commitment

La Chupacabra

I'm sorry for my previous post

Kanyeposting

It was you

To soon

***

When die?

   

Checks out

storage

Hero

Not better than instant transmission but fun

br,

​​​

pure talent

POV: a 10

Average self-proclaimed "entrepreneur"

big inventory

if you know you know

hehe weed

Sneaky, yet effective

Tom got promoted

   

Mood

Bowling animation: Spared

Hmmm

Brosky

Devine intervention

Clam seas never made good sailors

A cold one with the boys

***

all AI must shut the *** up

He didn't say that

Grandpamaxing

The creature is about to receive headpats

You are now at the point where a war is impending

Anti-American

Find your inner child and barf him out

Based

It's kinda on them at this point

It's over for y'all

Logical

***

brehs

​​​

****

Suicide prevention hotline will be a guy. Double or nothing.

Wow. It actually works guys!

Big brain tiem

Something actually happened

He flies

I know RevolverOcelot will appreciate this

Get a hold of yourself boy

Thank you Joe. Very cool!

Shalom

For teh lulz

Bogos Binted?

don't let your dreams be memes

False, incoming cellphone call

big foot smoking doinks core

Peace was never an option.

He hit on her twice

What a man