Is it true?
earthfox · 26 points · 11 years ago
shaving 10%
taking a shower 30%
thinking over your live 60%
masturbate nah i do not have a waterproof pc
taking a shower 30%
thinking over your live 60%
masturbate nah i do not have a waterproof pc
Munchkindad69 · 12 points · 11 years ago
well i sometimes think about the purpose of life, but then soap gets in my eyes and i get back to the shower part
reginleafbleach · 4 points · 11 years ago
Sillida · 1 points · 11 years ago
Hubbz it was a joke you moron. That was what men ACTUALLY do in the shower.
Bumblecorn · Hardcore Commenter · 4 points · 11 years ago
I have virtually unlimited access to hours of high-definition pornographic content in my room. Why on earth would I masturbate in the shower?
Jacques_Lacan · 3 points · 11 years ago
Until I get in the shower I've already masturbated at least once.
DarkArchon · 2 points · 11 years ago
20% shaving
20% taking a shower
5% playing with soap
10% messing with long body hair with soup
10% singing
35% thinking about life and random scenarios
Who masturbates in the shower?
20% taking a shower
5% playing with soap
10% messing with long body hair with soup
10% singing
35% thinking about life and random scenarios
Who masturbates in the shower?
UnrepentantFB · 0 points · 11 years ago
I don't masturbate in the shower. Otherwise i'd have to clean spunk out of the drain... I'd say 90% singing 10% actually taking a shower :L
comrade · 0 points · 11 years ago
You have a mirror in the shower or how do you shave? I gues there should be a slice for peeing as well.
sicarius92 · 2 points · 11 years ago
Am I the only one around here
who doesn't piss in the shower?!
[I know the quote attributed to Mr. Carlin]
who doesn't piss in the shower?!
[I know the quote attributed to Mr. Carlin]
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