Top this pick-up-line.

How do I park?

Well... guess he didn't expect that one

Oh god why...

This is true for myself, atleast.

When my butt really itches

Woooooow, dude

The average informercial

What you don't see

No. 5 is the worst one

Feast!

I won't bring my kids to camps anymore...

Yo shawty, wanna...

Just another "two kind of people"-thing?

Basic Description of North Korea

The human clapperboard

I laughed more than i should have

Try to step out of the line, just try it

Bird / Effect - RAGE MODE

Never again

Beestiality

I want a dog

Ducks

You gotta learn how to be funny.

There are two kinds of adults...

All he did was shoot people

Penny floor: Worst place to drop a penny ever.

This is not a bad idea...

No...Just....No

Never get bored

So close!

My plans if World War 3 happens

Poor, poor Taylor.

Yeah babe! True fu**ing metal!

This is messed up

Everyone loves snowball fights

Superman fail

Homer' sex game gone wrong

Yes, you can

My dog everytime

Marble madness

Seems Legit

Worst question to be asked

Look what I can do!!!

Olaf the techno viking

That's not funn... wait... WHAT?

You wanna get dry?

The More You Know.

Shwing, shwing

PS3 vs XBOX vs PC vs Wii

What's wrong with the world???

Cats are a**holes

Yes, scallops swim this way...

Too much swag in this picture.

Definition of luck

Boo...gotcha! ;D

First world girl problems

GTA IV logic

O hey that's you

You are within my range. Escape is futile

Movies nowadays

Grammar, please

This is how a radar works

Facebook at its best!

What can't Putin do ?

In my country you never know how deep are the potholes

Kill it!

It sounded kinda like that

If you like One Piece, you Like this

I'm so rich.

Duct tape not necessary!

Surprise!

Wow..

Man, he is stupid..

The secret revealed

Azkaban Pizza

Full retard

Oh.. the door was opened..

Mcdouble

Sad but true

Resemblance

That are some nice shades

All the feels

Two very different games

For F*CKS SAKE

Tony hawks pro skater: russian edition

Usual reaction when arguing with religious fundamentalist...

It's a miracle!

Situation cleared

These are some awesome people

My new favorite creature.

You shall not pass!

Asian

So i just saw this ...

Oh BURN!

Badumtsss.

Thanks mom

Preperations

How an Rhino eats (last one)

Buuuurnnn