1234567890qwert · 1 points ·
That's a Gecko...

1234567890qwert · 1 points ·
Teenage Mutant Ninja D'oh

1234567890qwert · 1 points ·
Did they remember a pack of smokes too Ricky?

1234567890qwert · 1 points ·
I really must be getting old if the first thought I had was that her boobs must really be uncomfortable being scrunched up like that.

1234567890qwert · 3 points ·
In his defense though, bananas are nutritious and delicious

1234567890qwert · 1 points ·
I get so amazed at the abilities of others... This is so freaking awesome! Here I am like, "Look, I bought a hockey mask, I'm Jason. Or Casey Jones, whichever you think."

1234567890qwert · 1 points ·
bible?
I see a book

1234567890qwert · 1 points ·
Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place.

1234567890qwert · 1 points ·
I was working at a restaurant and had to help a few people (mostly women) escape bad dates by sneaking them out the employee entrance in the kitchen.

1234567890qwert · 1 points ·
Mean condescending comment!


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