These (obviously) save lives. There's a https://youtu.be/DU_i0ZzIV5U of the soccer player Anthony Van Loo being saved by one of these. He's in the top middle of he screen.

"Lick-eyes! Spank-hair! Whisper into-ass! Ohhh!"

We once got "... It's a trap!" and one player laid "Auschwitz".

Not atheism related in that case, but funny anyway.

There are going to be so many, "It won't happen to me!" stories coming out of Hurricane Matthew this week.

I'm not fully convinced this isn't fecal matter. I'm gonna need some more concrete evidence.

I envision two sets of parents crying themselves to sleep and planning to rewrite their wills.