Your girlfriend really needs to shave her beard though.

Once, I brought a girl home from the bar and had a wicked case of whiskey dick. It was hopeless--I tried shoving it in limp; playing with it; she tried playing with it. Nothing. Just had to give up. She stayed the night anyway (this was way back and a cab would have cost real money in the town I lived in).

Next morning, wake up without whiskey dick and start trying to make out with her. She's not into it. Just wants to go home. Worst 20 minute drive ever. Be thankful for Uber, kids.

That kills people Coral

Hit the gas, hooman- the light's grey!

w2c non divorced parents

Oh my lord! I would have so much fun with them before cleaning it up. That looks like a blast.

Make sure the pumpkin is always placed exactly at eye level

even the screenshot caused my PC to blue screen

>but you aren't changing that person's life

I consider starving to death to be pretty life changing.

Your stuff is always hilarious. Final panel was so nicely set-up.