5/7

He looks like a dickhead to me...

In case you missed it, this is a reference to https://twitter.com/TOSUBUCK/status/784807354822975488/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw that's been going around recently.

Teachers won't be able to teach about this year without the students thinking they're trolling.

>Then Donald Trump became the Republican nominee, and a bunch of clowns started popping up scaring people all over.

I was wondering about "covering x percent of surface", so I looked it up:

 |Planet Surface Area (km²)|Storm Surface Area (km²)|Storm covers % of planet
:--|--:|--:|--:
**Earth**|510.072.000|70.686|0,01386
**Jupiter** (red spot minimum)|61.419.000.000|904.778.684|1,47313
**Jupiter** (red spot maximum)|61.419.000.000|1.759.291.886|2,86441

So even if we assume the smallest observed dimensions of the great red spot (24.000km by 12.000km), the storm on Jupiter is ~100x bigger in relation to its size than Hurricane Matthew is compared to Earth.
If we take the biggest great red spot dimensions (40.000km by 14.000km), the factor rises to ~200x!

It was surprisingly hard to find a consistent value for the size of hurricane Matthew, so if someone has a better source, I will adjust the calculations.
But unless they are off by two orders of magnitudes, it won't change the outcome.

Sources used:

^(1. Size of hurricane Matthew: https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/hurricane-matthew-bahamas-florida-georgia-carolinas-forecast (and then using 300km as a radius for a circle to get km²))
^(2. Size of Great Red Spot: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter#Great_Red_Spot_and_other_vortices (and then using simple ellipsis area formula to get km²))
^(3. Surface area of Earth: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth)
^(4. Surface area of Jupiter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter)

He's moustache has a moustache. Simply brilliant.

Lucky americans, you have the *freedom* to choose between the 2 worst presidential candidates in history :)

*Sigh*

Banana benders are getting lazy these days.

What if I want to use my headphones while I charge my phone?

Not keeping up with photoshop updates.