The guy with the look is actually the boss.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arvind_Kejriwal

Stan's darts?

The early bird catches the worm

Might as well say, restaurant closes at 9:30.

As he saw the ball through his phone, it got bigger and bigger. And then it hit him.

So satisfying.

That shitty title

I had been seeing the "after" pic for almost a decade. But the "before" pic is a revelation. Good one.

This is not Ron's wisdom. This is Nick Offerman reading ***'s showerthoughts.

The correct way is to have them both simultaneously.
And yeah! that title...