absurdonihilist · 4 points ·
The guy with the look is actually the boss.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arvind_Kejriwal

absurdonihilist · 3 points ·
Stan's darts?

absurdonihilist · 1 points ·
The early bird catches the worm

absurdonihilist · 1 points ·
Might as well say, restaurant closes at 9:30.

absurdonihilist · 1 points ·
As he saw the ball through his phone, it got bigger and bigger. And then it hit him.

absurdonihilist · 9 points ·
So satisfying.

absurdonihilist · 5 points ·
That shitty title

absurdonihilist · 11 points ·
I had been seeing the "after" pic for almost a decade. But the "before" pic is a revelation. Good one.

absurdonihilist · 1 points ·
This is not Ron's wisdom. This is Nick Offerman reading ***'s showerthoughts.

absurdonihilist · 2 points ·
The correct way is to have them both simultaneously.
And yeah! that title...


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