Women for Rum?

How can I get one of those hats?

Desperate times call for desperate measures... Imagine yourself 20 miles from the nearest poke stop, out of Poké balls, when a Dragonite appears. It doesn't seem so crazy then.

I think you're going to like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcYaLqEA4cM

"Too pretty to donate?"

-"No, homo"

I feel like I should have known better but I am still enraged.

I hope it's OK to post this, but here is the http://finalsmashcomic.tumblr.com/post/150553671710/sleeping-on-the-jog-make-sure-to-choose-your-buddy

"...and, after tremendous pain and suffering, those meddling doctors will cure him, and you will *thank me*!"

Eventually the nation would die out. They can't repopulate without a female population.

Only in LA??? Please....