"awkward nerd" is not what it used to be, people don't care that much anymore.
There's nerds everywhere, some women even find them hot.
Whatever you try, it will be worth it.

B, everything else is either too manly or too fat

This AI *** is everywhere.

It's for straight people, you wouldn't understand.

This might sound awkward, but it isn't. Join a therapy group, or a constellation group. 90% women, like half are single. In the therapy groups most of them will be complaining that they can't find a decent man.

For friends, it really depends. I used to move a lot and one of the tricks I learned is to go to Board game halls. You can't really meet people in clubs, play a D&D game with someone and he's a friend. Car meets are also a great way to make friends (depends on your cars make).
Warhammer clubs if you're older (35+).
Most big gyms have biking and hiking clubs, join one of those if you're into sports, hiking works better than biking since you can actually talk to people more.
A friend of mine started going to dance classes and met his wife there, but that's for super extroverts imo.

Keep in mind that finding the "real bro" after 25 is pretty hard since most people got their "real bro" when they were like 10.

Ubisoft? Bruh. Good luck with your indie game, make sure you do the opposite of what ubisoft does and you'll be fine... Also link game here when you get it ready for steam wishlist.

My cat died at home at the age of 18. 2 years have passed and I still miss her.
Sorry for your loss bro.

I caught up with an old friend today—he used to be on steroids (literally looked like Latman). Now he’s bald, a little overweight, but married to an easy 9/10. I asked him if all the effort, the sacrifices, and the years he spent looking like a Greek god were worth it, considering he now looks 14 years older than he actually is.

His answer? No regrets. Said he slept with over 1,000 women, tricked a 10/10 (well, a 9, but still) into marrying him, and lived like a king for a decade. Even if he burns out by 45-50, he thinks it was all worth it.

And I just sat there… thinking.

I quit fitness before even reaching my natural peak to chase money. And yeah, I have money, a serious girlfriend, a nice car… but my 20s? Kinda dull. I didn’t party much (well, as a teen, but that doesn’t really count). I didn’t sleep around. I was too caught up in being a "car guy" to actually live.

Am I heading straight for a midlife crisis in my 30s? I'll have 5 Vodka shots...

Police shouldn't have guns either, because guns kill black people, duh.

The leftist won't stand a chance.