Alfstege13 · 1 points ·
OMG LOOOOL SO ORIGINAL HAHAHAH SO FUNNY I HAVEN'T HEARD THIS PUNCHLINE BEFORE

OH WAIT

Alfstege13 · 3 points ·
where's

Alfstege13 · 1 points ·
Repost!

Alfstege13 · OP · 3 points ·
Sorry. Give me the link and I will remove

Alfstege13 · 1 points ·
Yes, Fry's dog, whom waited for him to return :c

Saddest episode

Alfstege13 · 6 points ·
What kind of shit-ass cheese do you have

Alfstege13 · 8 points ·
It's not like they make all men lego figures with giant dicks sticking out of the pants, so why would they make boobs?

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Alfstege13 · 9 points ·
I feel.. thin. Sort of stretched, like...

one bad joke adapted into five thousand posts.

Also, I really loved the hobbit movies. There were some things in the last one though
SPOILERS
like when legolas jumped up those rocks in slow motion, like come on now. I didn't like the love story between Tauriel and Kili.

I loved what they did with Thorin and the sickness, I loved the scene with Sauron and Galadriel, really epic. I loved Thorin and Azogs fight. I loved how the things I remember from the book was in the movie. I loved how it didn't all revolve around Bilbo, like in the book, because that would be extremely boring to watch.

People saying that the movie isn't enough like the book, haven't actually thought about how the movies would be if they were exactly like the books.
Would you watch a movie were you see a Hobbit walk across middle earth with 13 dwarves, never knowing what's going on.
Would you watch the desolation of smaug if they were hiding out outside the mountain while Smaug flew around the mountain looking for them for several ***ing days?
Would you watch the battle of the five armies if all you could see of the actual battle was Bilbo walking around and then passing out after five minutes, only to wake up when the battle was over?

I wouldn't.


:(