I feel like controversy is unironically the only thing keeping him relevant..

What's the occasion or event? The alleged assaulter is the only one not down to his undies, and there's no date or whatever

He'll be running on that rush for the next 20 km

I finally understand how autism can be a superpower

Noo, even when she was more into wicca it was always "kitchen witch"
So she leans more to that side, I know she likes books they call "cottage core", never read one myself though but it's mostly wholesome stories.

Is that an adventure quest reference?!

Witches love Crowley pepe and his frogussy

Unironically how I met my wife though

Wicca, crystals, astrology.
I just said I don't believe it but it can be nice if you use it as uhhh.. philosophical "conversation starter", tool for self-improvement.

She still likes the aesthetics but doesn't do anything with it now.

Except our wedding rings have a small rose quartz embedded on the inner ring.

Another assassination attempt? I've been living under a rock :/

Funny how one word is highlighted for no particular reason above the others hmmmm