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"I have no idea why anything is happening, but I'm pretty sure it's all YOUR fault."
-Carth Onasi
-Carth Onasi
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Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
Meteorological: Everybody take cover; She's going to blow!
Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
Punctual: Alright, Delbman. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose thats important. It's what's in it that matters.
Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Scheibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
Complementary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair?
Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.
Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.
Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
https://youtu.be/Z1nYEH6EDwM
Meteorological: Everybody take cover; She's going to blow!
Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
Punctual: Alright, Delbman. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose thats important. It's what's in it that matters.
Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Scheibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
Complementary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair?
Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.
Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.
Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
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Anju31 · 1 points ·
I used to have that microwave.
I hope your neighbor likes his mail scorched on the outside and frozen on the inside.
I hope your neighbor likes his mail scorched on the outside and frozen on the inside.
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Once I saw a car parking like that on a shopping mall, taking the last two spots...
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They left him in the water too long after Titanic.
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"I have no idea why anything is happening, but I'm pretty sure it's all YOU...
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Flow and hook needs to be on point too though.
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Why wouldn't a vegan eat nuts or soy? Unless they are some animals nuts maybe
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running from.
He he he
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Instinct was the only hope for the realm.
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Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
Meteorol...
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I used to have that microwave.
I hope your neighbor likes his mail scorched on ...
I wanted to stick my head in the cigarette lighter jack and hope it exploded, killing me on the spot. I tried to apologize, but she made sure she never looked at me. I didn't take the other spot.