ankushgautam1 · 1 points ·
This could be a new Morty for Pocket Mortys.

ankushgautam1 · 1 points ·
"Look, I'm a GOOD service dog and all...but I really wish I was a surfer."

ankushgautam1 · 1 points ·
Say hi to the lil one for me in 9 months tho

ankushgautam1 · 8 points ·
Grand Theft Otto

ankushgautam1 · 1 points ·
Except Nintendo doesn't make batteries...

ankushgautam1 · 1 points ·
"I love you Papa"

And that's when Geppetos life became dark.

ankushgautam1 · 1 points ·
Bird person could have been captain falcon...

ankushgautam1 · 3 points ·
Good guy right there. If I'd have made $25 million by age 29, I'd have retired to my foot sanctuary, where I used the healing power of my semen to soothe the soles of local prostitutes.

ankushgautam1 · 1 points ·
Tourist: Excuse me, how do I get to line B?
New Yorker: Which line?

ankushgautam1 · 5 points ·
Money or death? It's a win-win


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