!gamble 5

yes

It's actually thousand island dressing.

Former McDicks employee here..
Something I found that happened alot with the sauce;
We ask if you want sauce for a reason. We put the order together while you drive to the window, so if you ask for sauce at the speaker it's easier for both you and us. You don't get charged for the sauce that *comes* with your nuggets. It's been 3 years since I worked there, so I'm kinda foggy, but it's like 1 sauce for a 4 pc and 2 for a 10pc and whatever for a 20 piece. Point is, if you ask for it at the speaker, cool beans you'll probably/more than likely get it, unless the runner is a piece of shit and forgets.
What bothers us, is when you tell us at the speaker you don't want any sauce, but then when you get to the window, 'can I have sauce?' It's an inconvenience and slows down the whole line. When we say it's '10 cents for extra sauce', it is. It's 10 cents for extra sauce, not 10 cents for sauce to begin with. Alot of ya'll think you're making your total cheaper by not asking for sauce at the speaker. You're not. Hell, you're just pissing us off. If you want extra sauce, alot of people will just give it to you because *** that, most of us hate our job. We don't get paid enough to care. But if you're wasting my time, hell, I might just ***ing tell you it's a quarter for sauce.

TL;DR, just ask for sauce at the speaker. It's quick n easy, okay?

I also believe this is a repost. Seen it before.

To all those who can't see.

>be in 8th grade computer lab
>stuck next to weird kid, call him kirk
>when everyone else plays games, kirk looks up porn sites to see if they're blocked
>"hey anon, look!"
>i look kirk's screen, horses, elephants, and dogs ***ing chicks
>idontknowwhatiexpected.jpg
>then kirk hits print
>9999999999999 copies
>kirk quickly gets found out, taken to office
>meanwhile the printers are going full force on printing a million copies of horse dicks
>print count resets when printers are shut off
>school elects to close the computer lab until printers stop
>kirk only got 2 days suspension because the principal "understood"
>mfw printers were spitting out beastiality prints longer than the suspension

Implying they ever left.

I actually read this. Was not disappointed.