I do not get it... is tying the knot a reference to hanging yourself?

Though hilarious at first sight, if one were to take a closer look to examine this, you can see that the stone, or whatever, isn't even touching him, and the rake hits him in his body. Not in the arm...

Isn't there cheese on every pizza?

Dodged the little girls football team by 2... if not, somebody would have gotten a visit tomorrow by certain... government agents...

Three L's

OH yes, good times, Mario Party 1 on N64 was the best one. Man... Trowing those fishing arms to catch the floating coins and chests on that mini-game, wow, reeling them in was real hard work!