applejules · 0 points ·
You couldn't because you have a tiny penis.

applejules · 4 points ·
It's actually the "not bad" meme. Also, it's a repost.

applejules · 1 points ·
How in the name of Jesus' beard are we ever going to cut anything that requires the simultaneous use of a fork and a knife?

applejules · 1 points ·
That's me trying to succeed at life

applejules · 2 points ·
The brunette one looks like my cousin

applejules · 2 points ·
Can you imagine if the world goes all Snowden on him and nobody grants him asylum?

applejules · 6 points ·
How is porn a screen?

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applejules · 1 points ·
Ok, I'm scared

applejules · 1 points ·
It is.


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