ArabianShark · Casual Commenter · 1 points ·
Well, that else was the man expected to say? "Oh, a Norwegian blue parrot"?

ArabianShark · Casual Commenter · 3 points ·


ArabianShark · Casual Commenter · 2 points ·
I hope you're a father, if nothing else, just so that your children get to hear your dad jokes.

ArabianShark · Casual Commenter · 13 points ·
Two!
Two scoops of ice krream!
Ha ha ha...!

ArabianShark · Casual Commenter · 2 points ·
Not a better solution. It would burn your esophagus and stomach, which would then make you vomit violently and not die (but leave you in pain. With a burned esophagus).

ArabianShark · Casual Commenter · 1 points ·
More of a machine than man, now... twisted and evil.

ArabianShark · Casual Commenter · 2 points ·
Suppose I can't argue with that...

ArabianShark · Casual Commenter · 14 points ·
>rocking her huge belly to build up momentum to sit up

My sides have left the building.

ArabianShark · Casual Commenter · 1 points ·
This is a Central Line service to... West Ruislip.

ArabianShark · Casual Commenter · 1 points ·
Thank you :)


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