When you have to use magic to justify yourselves you should just give up.

As well as the phone number.

I joined when we were at 8,000 subscribers and I remember people getting excited when we hit 10,000.

Those were simpler times, when all we had to worry about was Rato, Lil Marco, and Guac bowl Jeb.

Everyone is getting what they want in that picture. Great parenting exists!

That's actually terrifically dangerous. You don't want to *** around with a combination of ocean waves and rocks.

Wait... The points don't matter? I've wasted so much time...

Pretty much an open invitation to start sticking flight instruction cards between those toes.

>"I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color," Kaepernick told NFL Media in an exclusive interview after the game. "To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are bodies in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with murder."

Thanks Obama.