armadildo · Verified · 1 points ·
Would you really care if all nations in Africa practiced child sacrifice to control their population? Would you want to intervene and stop it? Be honest with yourself.

armadildo · Verified · 2 points ·
There's no cheese in this picture

armadildo · Verified · 3 points ·
Makes you sleep better

armadildo · Verified · 3 points ·
He's the reason we have a RAM shortage, being able to run 4 instances of Chrome simultaneously

armadildo · Verified · 2 points ·
Vampires are allegory to parasites:

- Silver and garlic have antiparasitic properties
- Plenty of blood sucking parasites exist
- Parasites and vampires thrive in dark, damp places
- If you are controlled by a parasite, YOU can see your reflection but the parasite lodged in your brain cannot
- Parasites 'cant' enter your domain (body) uninvited, you usually need to ingest one either willingly but usually unwillingly

Also, werewolves were just peasants infected with rabies.

armadildo · Verified · 2 points ·
On top of the toilet lid

armadildo · Verified · 3 points ·
Honestly tho, dating apps.

To have a chance with a woman you need to be among the top 10% of the men in the room.

Let's apply this to two scenarios:

A) Your local bar
The bar has a capacity of 100 people, let's assume 50% are men. There are 50 men there, to be too performing and catch the attention of women you need to be better than 40 of them. Depending on the bar your chances are fairly high.

B) A dating app
The app has a capacity of potentially millions. Your chances get worse the higher km range the woman puts in there. You are essentially in a room with hundreds of thousands of men. Your chances to be among the top are extremely slim.

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armadildo · Verified · 0 points ·
That's exactly what dark souls looks like to people who don't like dark souls

armadildo · Verified · 1 points ·
He's just making sure he has work tomorrow too


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