Reading instead of watching people driving cars? I would be a very proud father.

It always makes a difference if the sun is out.

That dude is looking to get ranched brotendo.

And emergency vehicle sirens. Pretty much a guarantee that I'm going to tell your product to *** off if I ever encounter it.

For those of you who are blind:

The greatest LEGO hero ever!

The LEGO news interviewed hero after helping the old man. It was a quiet afternoon in the LEGO city. The minifigure hero walked thru the streets and heard the old man shouting for help. Like every other minifigure the old man tried to protect the world against the evil. He just forgot that he was old and not that fast anymore. After running through the streets the evil master of the universe captured the old man and lifted him up in a tree. The LEGO hero ran when he heard the shouting, captured the villain and saved the old man in the tree. He only had one comment. "I will do whatever it takes to save minifigures."

Every Kiss Begins with KKK

For real this mod has too much patience, that paycheck must be fat enough to not pop off on some niggas.

That looks... extremely expensive.

I need new glasses.

My posture would be so erect in that chair