What sucks is water is one of the most accidentally easy things to steal, some poor soul was like oh shit, I forgot my bottled water in the fridge and the next thing you know his nips are swelling and he's freaking the *** out.

http://i.imgur.com/Vb4lLCf.jpg

He's looking for Sally to give that *** thirty of them.

The sheep's name is "jpeg".

This is going straight to the WhatsApp groups

thats a lot of money in bioshock

Gus fring fell hard after his failed meth business. Good to see him getting back on his feet

This is ***ing brilliant, I think I need to start wearing a floppy disc necklace and when people ask about it I'll answer:

"It's a symbol to remind us that it died so that we all could save our data for eternal life in the cloud."

So many shitty, substandard decks in the world. It's surprising it doesn't happen more often.

Happened to me one time, actually. We were hoisting beer kegs out of a truck up on to a little balcony, and with the weight of four of us and two kegs on the balcony, the whole thing cut loose. No one got hurt (even the beer was only shaken), but I'll never forget that moment of terror.

Trump has more map coverage than Verizon 4GLTE.