Engineer: look up the standard size of human poop and assume it's true within +-10%

Unironically what you should do if the nukes start dropping

this isn't accurate at all, those weights are too heavy.

Of course you just can't understand this wonderful theory.
The Tsar was overthrown by the february revolution, and liberals, not the Bolsevikes. Now you might not think of the middle of a losing WW as a "good time", but it was relatively good, compared to what came next.
Now of course Lenin overthrew the provincial government (who were aut right at that point more than lib right, but we disregard that). Now you could think that Lenin geting to power is aut left, but at that time their program was more anarchist, and lib left parties won big in the election, so it counts as lib left. And they are of course weak men, becasue they lost to the Bolsevikes in the Civil War (who don't count as strong men).
Lenin takes total power after the Civil War and he's of course aut left. Now you might say compared to the WW and the Civil War Bolsevik rule was not a "hard time", but communism bad, so no further explanation needed.
After the fall of the USSR now you have Putin, who is aut right, so we have gone full circle (of coure ignoring everything between the USSR and Putin).

I'm sure that now you can see that is a flawless and always applicable theory.

Of course they fought the Rus

You mean the Viking dude?

More to do with her violent dilusional autism I would say, but I'm no Christorian

When the pickles hit just right

You post some sick memes considering...

Source? (for this claim)