bananalover69 · Casual Poster · 2 points · *
His dad heard the sentence "give a man a fish..." and decided he would never teach him how to fish. That way his kid would never leave him. You can even see how much the dad cares, by giving the alternative daily fish

bananalover69 · Casual Poster · 2 points · *
(Flipping every one minute in heaven) What have I done?

bananalover69 · Casual Poster · 3 points ·
That's a bit high, I should probably stop having fries :(

bananalover69 · Casual Poster · 3 points ·
Titane moment

bananalover69 · Casual Poster · 4 points ·
My ex specified on the coupon that I can't use it for anal... we broke up a month later, might be related

bananalover69 · Casual Poster · 3 points ·
Kms - kiss my sweetie?

bananalover69 · Casual Poster · 3 points ·
Btw boring movie, lalaland should have won the oscar

bananalover69 · Casual Poster · 3 points ·
Did it in moonlight. Not sure if it makes me gay because I saw gay guys and got horny, or extra straight because I had to touch a girl to get rid of the gay

bananalover69 · Casual Poster · 2 points ·
Thanks mr president

bananalover69 · Casual Poster · 2 points ·
Imagine wasting a good drunk drive with a phone, just enjoy the moment, the road and the music (screams of children)


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