bella_m31 · 2 points ·
New Zealand English is a weird mix between the both of them.

Mom - Mum - Mum
French Fries - Chips - Chips
Chips - Crisps - Chips
Sidewalk - Pavement - Footpath
Hood - Bonnet - Bonnet
Trunk - Boot - Boot
Eraser - Rubber - Rubber
Rubber - Condom - Condom
Couch - Sofa - Couch
Ass - Arse - Ass

and there is also:
Comforter - Not sure - Duvet
Color - Colour - Colour

bella_m31 · OP · 1 points ·
I really hope you guys are joking cause that was actually really mean. I'm guttered that you just spoiled it for me.

bella_m31 · 1 points ·
Fake. Why would they bother writing to the wife about her husband!

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bella_m31 · 2 points ·
You guys are so out of the loop, this explains all:
http://hugelol.org/lol/31788

bella_m31 · 1 points ·
WTF! How could the father expect the guy to move urinals mid-piss!

bella_m31 · 1 points ·
FAKE

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