Novelty indeed. Imagine banging a woman doggy style while standing up

A nuke is actually only around 30 million dollars each, surprisingly

I assume its not with you

Sure, blame social economics, buddy lol

I take back what I said, sir. I can see that you have beaten off many gorillas and men alike.

Looool no need for a blood test in this case, can't get an STI from plastic haha

Having a permanent STD really sucks... A while ago, I met a really hot, cool chick and we went on a few dates. One day, we went back to my place, and when things got steamy, she had to interrupt to tell me she had herpes.

She explained that her first ever bf cheated on her with some wh0re and passed it to her (she was like 17 when it happened). Even though that was 10 years before we met, I could still hear the shame in her voice when she told me, followed by "it's safe, but I understand if you don't want to do it".

The happy ending is that after some research on my part and a blood test for us both, we had some freaky, amazing sex. After a little while, life got busy, things fizzled out, but I still see her at parties sometimes, and I'm happy she is doing well :-)

TL;DR: Be really careful who you trust, friends. Pleasure is momentary, but some things are forever

Really? How desperate are you, mate? You prefer a small dick just because he would have f*cked the girl? You're talking like this *** is the last woman in the world, bro lol

On the left her face is so clearly trying to hide the pain lol
Imagine bragging you went drinking on a family holiday...

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