Who's the bae?

Either that, or they stashed them in his medi kit.

Don't worry, people like you are kept in the basement for..... other purposes

Why not? We're all nice and friendly people, join us

Should probably go into more detail if applying for mod, seems a bit to thin for an application.

You seem seem worthy of the moderator role, hope you get picked :)

All the credentials you mention in your application lack seriousness and are complete garbage especially since you are applying to become a moderator of this website. I don't see why you have so many idiotic people upvoting you. I really wouldn't want to see you become a mod, that's for sure.