Not sure what's worse the pants or you taking a photo of your mother's crotch

I would've shit my pants if I was that cat.

While you were decaying in your coffin, I studied the blade.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/mantis1.asp: False.

"Although female mantises **sometimes** ate their mates, the deadly act by no means occurred in every case. The behavior appeared to be influenced by captivity: Female mantises were either jarred into unusually aggressive behavior by the unusual laboratory conditions, or they were simply not fed enough by their keepers."

That's cabbage

I will be driving through Macon on the way to Florida in two weeks. I will not stop.

Rofl the circle jerk

I am so use to the Planet Express Ship that I didn't even notice it. Hot damn, good eye!

This is what is known as a cumulobrexit type of cloud. Nobody ever expects to see one, but when they do its always a big deal.