Death by snu snu

Imagine they're about to get freaky, when suddenly, he touches something hard in there.

When was 7 Years in Tibet last shown on TV?

Alternative, libertarian solution:

Legalize all drugs for adults (after all, it's your body and your decision what you want to put into it). Sell the drugs with controlled quality and clear information about concentration in legal shops. Charge taxes. Educate children early and repeatedly about effects, risks, and safer use.

Crime will drop massively, because drugs are legal and criminals won't be able to make much money off of them. Drug-related deaths will go down, because most of these incidents occur due to unknown dosage (-> overdose) or harmful added substances. Through taxes and the astronomic sums, that are being saved in prosecution, states will have much more money at their disposal. A small fraction of that money will be enough to take care of the people who get addicted or have other drug-related problems.

Pareil pour la Suisse

Only possession of some dope? Yea bro, you cool, a month of Python. Murder? Shhh, dude... that's gonna be years of Pascal for you. Wait, you did WHAT to her after she was dead?! That's it. Lifetime of BF and LOLCODE for you.

Hooray for opiates! #LegalizeDope

bro's jellymaxxing

Depend commercial: Oops I did it again

Those Racist Elves should finally open their gates and allow the poor, persecuted, heavily armed War-Orgs into their midst (food and lodging included). Because Diverse Society is Best Society, isn't it?