Those Racist Elves should finally open their gates and allow the poor, persecuted, heavily armed War-Orgs into their midst (food and lodging included). Because Diverse Society is Best Society, isn't it?

Nice split, Woodman

Here's captain:
That critter is a Mantis Shrimp. These animals are both super strong and super aggressive, dismembering and killing all sorts of animals. There even have been reports of them breaking fish tanks, so you typically don't find them in your local aquarium.

"This was supposed to be France, but basically it is also Germany, in a way - Correct"

"Step aside, guitar-weeb and piano-jak!"
*pulls out the Electric Fanovel*

Blue sky in scenic locations? I wish... Often times it's just the most depressing grey clouds

Could be worse

When evaluating and granting citizenships, a thorough test of the belief- and value-system shout be executed. A lot of nutjobs could be filtered out right from the start.

Rejecting / accepting someone solely for an inherent property (i.e. color of the skin)? That's silly.
Rejecting / accepting someone based on his values and actions? There we go!

A country is a community of will, faith and destiny. If enough people reject this concept, the country breaks apart.

We have to consequently correct those people who fundamentally reject our way of life. Liberty is a delicater flower. We must stand firmly for justice and freedom. Let nobody take them away!

Yes indeed... but she's already married to her cousin, Arachalameth

...but at least the burger is held together by a knife that's rammed through its center