Could be worse

When evaluating and granting citizenships, a thorough test of the belief- and value-system shout be executed. A lot of nutjobs could be filtered out right from the start.

Rejecting / accepting someone solely for an inherent property (i.e. color of the skin)? That's silly.
Rejecting / accepting someone based on his values and actions? There we go!

A country is a community of will, faith and destiny. If enough people reject this concept, the country breaks apart.

We have to consequently correct those people who fundamentally reject our way of life. Liberty is a delicater flower. We must stand firmly for justice and freedom. Let nobody take them away!

Yes indeed... but she's already married to her cousin, Arachalameth

...but at least the burger is held together by a knife that's rammed through its center

Just for the record: They rebuilt the set for The Hobbit and made it lasting this time. Now it's a tourist attraction and land owners and license holders (Peter Jackson, Newline, Tolkien family) make a fortune off of it. Visiting Hobbiton is a beautiful experience, though, and the place offers a lot of great photo opportunities.

Well... thanks to a certain senile Roomba, the Taliban would disagree (unfortunately)

And yet... they demand a prescription even for TicTacs

Both places are far from pefect...

America: Rioters storm the hospital, steal the phone and burn everything down.

Europe: Tanning has been prohibited due to sharia law. Busy getting shanked, anyway.

Shareh? L'internat? Yeah, sounds totally french...

No joke: Kids is Russia are being taught that the Soviet Union invented the nuclear bomb